Common mistakes

[Canucklehead]

At least you guys have a slogan that has a message to it!! My province? Canada's Ocean Playground. My City? The City of Lakes!

Yay! My slogans inform people that I have access to both fresh and salt water!!

Hell, I'd kill for the "City of Lakes". At least it's not vague like Moncton's "It All Happens Here Naturally"... ok... what does? I'd prefer the Samuel Adams one. "Moncton, Always a Good Decision".

[Transmetropolitan]

Hey, crummy place-names are universal-

Alaska, the "Last Frontier" (how pretentious can we get?
Fairbanks, the "Golden Heart of Alaska" (not all that glitters is gold).

And "Indiana, Crossroads of America" is pretty bad, too.