Announcement

[Le Messor]

This is where I say something mean and cynical...

I was gonna say, to Ben, congratulations to both you and your soon-to-be widow.
And, to Allan, congratulations, who's the luc--
who's the guy?

But I won't be that mean or cynical either.

- Le Messor
Bob Barker: Alright now, let's start the bidding. Jennifer? How much do you bid on the dinette set?
Jennifer: Uh...$675 Bob.
Bob Barker: $675. Steven?
Steven: $780.
Bob Barker: $780. Tammy?
Tammy: $781.
Steven (to Tammy): F**k you!"
- Family Guy

[HappyCanuck]

And, to Allan, congratulations, who's the luc--
who's the guy?

Um, funny you should ask, Mik.... It's a woman. I won't get into detail here, lets just say, before you start jumping to presumed conclusions, that that conclusion would be wrong for the most part.

[Mokole]

Well still happiness to all. HappyCanuck, are your nuptials in the summer or fall? My family has had marriages in early July (me), December (worked out badly), July two more times (my parents, big brother), and August (remember the Edmonton tornado? They missed it by 1 day). Oops, I forgot, one remarriage in April. Since I'm editing, September should be a good month, it's always nice to make it your own kind of special!

So good luck to all 4, and on with it all

[HappyCanuck]

Well still happiness to all. HappyCanuck, are your nuptials in the summer or fall? My family has had marriages in early July (me), December (worked out badly), JUly two more times (my parents, big brother), and August (remember the Edmonton tornado? They missed it by 1 day).

So good luck to all 4, and on with it all

Well, we live in a tourist-heavy area, and both of us are in the service industry, so the months of June through August are out. We wanted a summer-ish wedding, but knew that Spring (namely late March through May) was out, so we opted for the first week of September. It's still summer here until October, so that works VERY well.

[Le Messor]

Um, funny you should ask, Mik.... It's a woman. I won't get into detail here, lets just say, before you start jumping to presumed conclusions, that that conclusion would be wrong for the most part.

I hope I didn't offend?
I just figured, since you're that a way inclined, and it's legal in Canada (right? ), you'd want to go that way.

- Le Messor
Xander: Buffy and Faith are in the library getting all sweaty.
Cordelia: You mean training?
Xander: I stand by my phrase.

[HappyCanuck]

I hope I didn't offend?
I just figured, since you're that a way inclined, and it's legal in Canada (right? ), you'd want to go that way.

Oh, no offence taken, mate, but I know your stance on homosexuality, and, while I can understand it to a limited degree and respect it, I have had the 'then you CAN'T be gay' speaches so many times it's driving me nuts. As I said, I know your stance, I just didn't want you to get the wrong ideas.

Basically, I'm a gay man, and God has a twisted sence of humour. I'm sure you can appreciate that.

[Le Messor]

Oh, no offence taken, mate, but I know your stance on homosexuality, and, while I can understand it to a limited degree and respect it, I have had the 'then you CAN'T be gay' speaches so many times it's driving me nuts. As I said, I know your stance, I just didn't want you to get the wrong ideas. Basically, I'm a gay man, and God has a twisted sence of humour. I'm sure you can appreciate that.

Do you? I'm not sure, so this is a just in case.
I did congratulate you, and I meant it.

My stance is this:
As a Christian, I would never have sex with another guy. I would only have sex with a woman I was married to.

I'd love for you (all of you, mwahahaha!!! ) to become Christian to, and then to follow that. Until you do, I have no problem / business about who you marry or sleep with.
So, congratulations--whoever you're marrying.

- Le Messor
Debbie Jellinsky: But with your looks, your charm... women must follow you everywhere!
Uncle Fester: Store detectives.

[Ben]

I would only have sex with a woman I was married to.

Can that be retroactive?

[HappyCanuck]

Mik, I'm just going to say this quickly, then drop the topic - it's kind of overdominating Ben's announcement, and that wasn't my intent (I just wanted to SHARE the limelight :P).

I may have misworded what I meant, but you stated what I already knew in your follow up. THAT'S why I respect you beliefs and feelings in that matter, because you don't push them on others - myself included, and the Divine knows I've given you plenty of opportunity over the years.

Again, thank you for the congratulations.

[Phil]

In a similar announcement...

I'm hungry.
That is all

[Barnacle13]

In a similar announcement...

I'm hungry.
That is all

Try Taco Bell! Value and fullness!

[Phil]

Did I say hungry?

I meant pregnant.

I think.

[Barnacle13]

Did I say hungry?

I meant pregnant.

I think.

Try pickles and ice cream then!

[Phil]

Hmm.. maybe it was just gas...

[Barnacle13]

Hmm.. maybe it was just gas...

Gas-X, Alka-Seltzer! Or a trip to the outhouse!