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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben
    I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

    Ben
    Sure, but you would have to create some bad guys for them to fight since I don't think they made any AF villain action figures. Just use stuff from around the house. They could face the amazing absorbing powers of The Sponge! Or maybe they have to find the devious TV Remote before he strikes! How about they face off against the deadly beer bottle assassins known enigmatically as: The Two-Four!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beetleblack
    That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child
    Oh come on, He-Man was nothing but a bondage filled homosexual orgy.

    "Ram Man" ?
    "Man-At-Arms" ?

    The only women involved were either sisters or daughters of the main characters...

    All that chainmail exposing huge muscles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil
    Quote Originally Posted by beetleblack
    That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child
    Oh come on, He-Man was nothing but a bondage filled homosexual orgy.

    "Ram Man" ?
    "Man-At-Arms" ?

    The only women involved were either sisters or daughters of the main characters...

    All that chainmail exposing huge muscles.
    Erm, Phil, is there something you'd like to tell us????

    *ahem*

    I would like to point out that I didn't JUST enact bondaged filled homesexual orgies with my He-Man figures... I occasionally allowed Teela and She-Ra to watch - inbetween enacting hair pulling catfight contests with them (which, seeing as Teela had plastic hair and She-Ra had REAL hair, it was no contest at all!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil
    Quote Originally Posted by beetleblack
    That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child
    Oh come on, He-Man was nothing but a bondage filled homosexual orgy.

    "Ram Man" ?
    "Man-At-Arms" ?

    The only women involved were either sisters or daughters of the main characters...

    All that chainmail exposing huge muscles.
    Oh and you forgot to mention "Fisto", "Tongue Lasher" and "Rimmer"... Okay, I may have made one of those up... *ahem*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legerd
    Quote Originally Posted by Ben
    I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

    Ben
    Sure, but you would have to create some bad guys for them to fight since I don't think they made any AF villain action figures. Just use stuff from around the house. They could face the amazing absorbing powers of The Sponge! Or maybe they have to find the devious TV Remote before he strikes! How about they face off against the deadly beer bottle assassins known enigmatically as: The Two-Four!

    HAH HAH! I love it! But the AF base would have to be a cupboard

    Ben

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    Sorry. Gotta say sick. Positioning action figures like that isn't all that original, as Ben noted.
    Whoever says they haven't is a liar!
    But to take pictures...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben
    Quote Originally Posted by Legerd
    Quote Originally Posted by Ben
    I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

    Ben
    Sure, but you would have to create some bad guys for them to fight since I don't think they made any AF villain action figures. Just use stuff from around the house. They could face the amazing absorbing powers of The Sponge! Or maybe they have to find the devious TV Remote before he strikes! How about they face off against the deadly beer bottle assassins known enigmatically as: The Two-Four!

    HAH HAH! I love it! But the AF base would have to be a cupboard

    Ben
    And they need to take on some pudding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil
    Quote Originally Posted by Ben
    Quote Originally Posted by Legerd
    Quote Originally Posted by Ben
    I still think somone should do a weekly (or something) little story (no like Swifty's poses) with the figures.

    Ben
    Sure, but you would have to create some bad guys for them to fight since I don't think they made any AF villain action figures. Just use stuff from around the house. They could face the amazing absorbing powers of The Sponge! Or maybe they have to find the devious TV Remote before he strikes! How about they face off against the deadly beer bottle assassins known enigmatically as: The Two-Four!

    HAH HAH! I love it! But the AF base would have to be a cupboard

    Ben
    And they need to take on some pudding.
    So we're looking for a villian who is not to be trifled with
    Del

    Driftwood: Well, I got about a foot and a half. Now, it says, uh, "The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as the party of the second part."
    Fiorello: Well, I don't know about that...
    Driftwood: Now what's the matter?
    Fiorello: I no like-a the second party, either.
    Driftwood: Well, you should've come to the first party. We didn't get home 'til around four in the morning... I was blind for three days!

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    A simple wad of clay can be Scramble/Omega

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    And make sure Shaman is on hand to treat his teammates' VD

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    I'm thinking the introduction of an adult forum is sounding better by the day

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    Quote Originally Posted by beetleblack
    Oh and Swifty, you ARE one sick puppy... but then aren't we all!

    I thought it was a prerequisit to be on this board that you had people in white smocks chasing you with straight-jackets....
    Allan 'HappyCanuck' Crocker

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    Quote Originally Posted by DelBubs
    So we're looking for a villian who is not to be trifled with
    That was just BAD! *dies laughing* You lot always come up witht he good s***e while I'm at work!
    Hell was full, so I came back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beetleblack
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil
    Quote Originally Posted by beetleblack
    That said, this sort of Action Figure Porn is a known phenomena, I used to do it with my own He-Man and She-Ra figures when I was a child
    Oh come on, He-Man was nothing but a bondage filled homosexual orgy.

    "Ram Man" ?
    "Man-At-Arms" ?

    The only women involved were either sisters or daughters of the main characters...

    All that chainmail exposing huge muscles.
    Oh and you forgot to mention "Fisto", "Tongue Lasher" and "Rimmer"... Okay, I may have made one of those up... *ahem*
    Beetle hon? I sprayed coffee all over my computer screen when I panned down to this one.

    Of course as soon as I saw the mention of He-Man my mind went back to the care free days of youth as I tried to recall all the bloody names of his bum-buddies...err pals.

    Quote Originally Posted by Phil
    I'm thinking the introduction of an adult forum is sounding better by the day
    Me too mate. me too...lololololol
    Hell was full, so I came back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyCanuck
    Quote Originally Posted by beetleblack
    Oh and Swifty, you ARE one sick puppy... but then aren't we all!

    I thought it was a prerequisit to be on this board that you had people in white smocks chasing you with straight-jackets....

    ...I swear one of these days I'm gonna master multi quoting on this bloody thing.

    A-hem anyhoo....SO that's what those two lurking in the shadows are! I was wondering about that!

    Quote Originally Posted by beetleblack

    Oh my, I never knew that Snowbird had it in her... and as for Northstar and Sasquatch - that's gotta hurt!
    Oh yeah like you were shocked! lol You obviously did the same thing I did! "What nefarious games did I play with my toys when I was a kid?"
    God only knows the REAL Army I played with my G.I. Joes.
    Hell was full, so I came back.

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