Originally Posted by Phil
"Me so happy, Me want to cry!" -Kevin (Bizzaro Jerry)
God help us all.
CUPBOARD PORN SPOILER...
That cupboard, cor eh!!, COR!! Was it stained, no? Phwoar nudge nudge
Del
Driftwood: Well, I got about a foot and a half. Now, it says, uh, "The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as the party of the second part."
Fiorello: Well, I don't know about that...
Driftwood: Now what's the matter?
Fiorello: I no like-a the second party, either.
Driftwood: Well, you should've come to the first party. We didn't get home 'til around four in the morning... I was blind for three days!
*shudder*
You people make me sick, taking an innocent cupboard like that and degrading it! What next will you be exploiting? Drawers? Coffee tables?? Bookcases???
If there were justice in this world people like you wouldn't be allowed to go near an Ikea store!!!!
Could you please keep this kind of thing to the privacy of your own home and not bring it on here where you might sully innocent young minds, let us get back to wholesome discussions like which member of Alpha Flight we'd most like to cover in maple syrup and lick off... *ahem*
PS - Erm, if you are going to post pics like that, could the cupboards at least have knobs on them as they REALLY do it for me... *ahem*
PS - Erm, if you are going to post pics like that, could the cupboards at least have knobs on them as they REALLY do it for me... *ahem*
Cupboards with KNOBS eh phwoar, eh, fnarr fnarr. It's harmless fun and I never go near any cupboard that hasn't consented. Plus those pics of Queen Ann tables and victorian dressers on my HDD were there purely for research purposes, I'm writing a book about the enigma of the Furniture Fetish, nothing else
Del
Driftwood: Well, I got about a foot and a half. Now, it says, uh, "The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as the party of the second part."
Fiorello: Well, I don't know about that...
Driftwood: Now what's the matter?
Fiorello: I no like-a the second party, either.
Driftwood: Well, you should've come to the first party. We didn't get home 'til around four in the morning... I was blind for three days!
Although that cupboard isn't to bad in fact....
Me + That Cupboard = \
"Me so happy, Me want to cry!" -Kevin (Bizzaro Jerry)
You are all a bunch of sick bastards, you know that? SICK!
If we're taking orders on cupboards, though, I like mine with a nice lacquered finish... smooth as a baby's bottom...
What has the world come to?!
I'm only 19 y'know!?
I'm just happy to know what a cupboard is.
..... sorry, I'm killing myself laughing at the 'furniture porn' here.... You know this forum has taken a few too many steps to the left when... Leave it to Phil to come up with something like this... good on ya, old man, for indulging in our more 'stranger' habits...
Allan 'HappyCanuck' Crocker
"Hey... Philosophers love wisdom, not mankind."
- Stephen Pastis, Pearls Before Swine
We all need a release sometime...
Err... wait... that came out wrong...
Don't fret it Phil, it's not the first time it's come out wrong, but a couple of lolly sticks and sellotape should correct that.
Plus, whats wrong with having a thing about a Georgian dresser, Donny Osmond even sang about it.
'And they called it cupboard love,
Oh I guess they'll never know,
How mahogany really feels,
and just why I love it so,
'I cry each night... All together now
'My tears for you
Del
Driftwood: Well, I got about a foot and a half. Now, it says, uh, "The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as the party of the second part."
Fiorello: Well, I don't know about that...
Driftwood: Now what's the matter?
Fiorello: I no like-a the second party, either.
Driftwood: Well, you should've come to the first party. We didn't get home 'til around four in the morning... I was blind for three days!
Using Donny Osmond as a reference really isn't a good thing, lol.
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